- “AFTER THE HOT DOG EATING CONTEST”
- “REQUIEM: FIN INN”
- “DRIVING THROUGH GENEVA”
- “TESTIMONY (TOWARD JELL-O® CAKE)”
- “I KEEP GUZZLING BUG JUICE, THIRSTY AS I AM”
- “RONNIE GETS A GINSU”
- “BEER CAN CHICKEN: REVISED”
- “THE RECIPE SAID WHEN PICKING RHUBARB, RED OR GREEN WOULD DO”
- “RED ALL OVER”
- “13 BEAN CHILI (AS DESIRED)”